"If bartenders keep asking you, "What's mead?" you might be a Viking.
If you rate your new cars in oarpower instead of horsepower, you might be a Viking.
If you think that a Lutheran is nothing more than a quick source of money, you might be a Viking.
If your new girlfriend is dismayed to find that you've given a personal name to each one of your kitchen knives, you might be a Viking.
If you think that attacking and looting smal towns is a good way to meet people, you might be a Viking.
If, after reciting your family lineage and history, you find that your friends all left two hours ago, you might be a Viking.
If modern day pirace off the Florida coast sounds to you like a good career opportunity you might be a Viking.
If you wave a spear over the visiting basketball team and offer their souls to Odinn, you might be a Viking.
If you finish you European vacation with more money than when you started,you might very well be a Viking.
If you rate your new cars in oarpower instead of horsepower, you might be a Viking.
If you think that a Lutheran is nothing more than a quick source of money, you might be a Viking.
If your new girlfriend is dismayed to find that you've given a personal name to each one of your kitchen knives, you might be a Viking.
If you think that attacking and looting smal towns is a good way to meet people, you might be a Viking.
If, after reciting your family lineage and history, you find that your friends all left two hours ago, you might be a Viking.
If modern day pirace off the Florida coast sounds to you like a good career opportunity you might be a Viking.
If you wave a spear over the visiting basketball team and offer their souls to Odinn, you might be a Viking.
If you finish you European vacation with more money than when you started,you might very well be a Viking.
